He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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