So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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