I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
