On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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