sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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