Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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