Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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