Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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