No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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