WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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