R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
farters have to be the big spoon...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
