areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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