Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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