i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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