Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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