you guys were way drunker than both of me
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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