Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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