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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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