i think my tv is drunk
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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