ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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