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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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