Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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