Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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