Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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