ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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