But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
