I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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