You really coming over, don't trick.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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