I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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