It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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