Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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