So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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