Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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