Don't you send me to vm
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
