what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The power of my boobs compel you
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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