He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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