i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sobbing to NWA
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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