Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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