Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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