last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
