I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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