I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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