fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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