1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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