This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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