nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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