I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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