if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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