Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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