Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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