let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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