So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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