I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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