dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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